Friday, July 11, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #121

 

"Before we begin our Time Management Seminar, did everyone get one of these 36-hour wrist watches?"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #121

Thursday, July 10, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #120

 

"I"m sending you to a seminar to help you work harder and be more productive."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #120

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #119

 

"To conform to government safety regulations, no one may climb the ladder of success without wearing a harness and special non-slip shoes."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #119

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #118

 

"Suspending your keyboard from the ceiling forces you to sit up straight, thus reducing fatigue."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #118

Friday, July 04, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #116

"If at first you don"t succeed, shift the blame, change the rules, redirect the focus of your critics, spin the media, redefine success, and there won"t be any need to try, try again!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #116

Thursday, July 03, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #115

  "I"m disappointed in your job performance. It"s been ages since you"ve brought me an innovative idea to ignore."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #115

Wednesday, July 02, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #114

"I haven"t read your proposal yet, but I already have some great ideas on how to improve it!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #114

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #113

 

"This is a major project of utmost importance, but it has no budget, no guidelines, no support staff, and it"s due in 15 minutes. At last, here"s your chance to really impress everyone!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #113

Monday, June 30, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #112

"Your bad attitude was starting to affect the others. That"s much better."

 

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RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #112

Friday, June 27, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #111

"As CEO, I try to set an example for everyone else in the company. That"s why you never hear me complaining about the size of my paycheck!"

 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #111

Thursday, June 26, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #110

"We"ve got to draw the line on unethical behaviour. But draw it in pencil."

 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #110

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #109

 

"The way I see it, unethical ethics are better than no ethics at all!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #109

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #108

"Your resume is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I"d like to hire you to write our Annual Report."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #108

Monday, June 23, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #107

 

"I"m fluent in several languages - I speak schmooze, spin, evasion, bull, and plain ol" common sense!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #107

Friday, June 20, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #106

 



"I suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder. Not from the war, from my last job interview."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #106

Thursday, June 19, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #105

 

 



 

"I never promised you a company car. I promised you a set of wheels."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #105

Thursday, April 24, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #65

 
 "Office Maintenance, could you send someone up to the 9th floor to adjust my attitude and install more patience?"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #65

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #64

 
 "How long have I been working here? Since I heard you walking towards my desk!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #64

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #63

 "On the bottom of my resume you"ll find a coupon for 50 cents off my first paycheck."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #63

Monday, April 21, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #62

 "My topic is "How To Give A Presentation Without Losing Your Audience"s Attention". The End. Thank you for coming."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #62

Friday, April 18, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #61

 "I"d like to go into politics when I grow up. When are we going to learn some fuzzy math?"
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #61

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #59

 "All the charm and majesty of a tropical rainforest. That sounds better than saying the roof leaks!"
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #59

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #58

 "There"s even an app that gives you a foot massage! Just set your ringer to "vibrate" and stick it in your sock."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #58

Monday, April 14, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #57

 "Cancel all staff meetings for the foreseeable future. Nobody wants to talk about anything but Honey Boo Boo!"
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #57

Friday, April 11, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #56

 "To leave a message, press 1. To verify that you pressed 1, press 2. To verify you pressed 2, press 3. If you don"t want to press 3, press 4. To verify you pressed 4, press 3..."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #56

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #55

 "If you"re going to yell at me, press 1. If you"re going to ask me a lot of stupid questions, press 2. If you"re going to talk forever without getting to the point, press 3."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #55

Thursday, April 10, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #54

 
 "They gave you 17 sesame seeds on your bun and I only got 16!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #54

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #53

 "Peanut butter and jelly are completely different but they"ve been together forever. If they can do it, so can you!"
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #53

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #55

 "If you"re going to yell at me, press 1. If you"re going to ask me a lot of stupid questions, press 2. If you"re going to talk forever without getting to the point, press 3."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #55

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #54

 
 "They gave you 17 sesame seeds on your bun and I only got 16!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #54

Tuesday, April 08, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #53

 "Peanut butter and jelly are completely different but they"ve been together forever. If they can do it, so can you!"
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #53

Monday, April 07, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #52

 
 "My boss really screwed up today. He accidentally made me feel valued and respected."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #52

Saturday, April 05, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #51

 
"We used up all of our retirement money. First our car retired then our furnace retired, then our dishwasher retired...."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #51

Friday, April 04, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #50

 
 "This phone has a special voice filter. It makes you sound honest when you discuss business, sincere when you apologize and terminal when you call in sick."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #50

Thursday, April 03, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #49

 
 "I hired a District Sales Manager, Senior Sales Manager, Regional Sales Manager, National Sales Manager, Vice Senior Sales Manager, Executive Vice Senior Sales Manager, Associate International Sales Manager, Assistant Associate Sales Manger and Junior Associate Sale Manager. Now all ...
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #49

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #48

 
"I don"t know how you got my number up here, but I do not need any afterlife insurance!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #48

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #47

 "I respect that you"re a vegetarian, but I can"t authorize using an artichoke hear for your transplant."
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #47

Monday, March 31, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #46

 
 "I didn"t know I was pregnant. My office is such a stressful place to work, everyone feels nauseous in the morning!"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #46

Friday, March 28, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #45

 "Our office coffee machine makes 50 different flavours. That counts as workplace diversity, doesn"t it?"
 
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #45

Thursday, March 27, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #44

 
 "It takes about 15 cups of coffee to make me feel creative. Thinking outside of the box is easy after you start to hallucinate."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #44

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #43

 
 "I love reading. I read about 3 hours a day. My favourite book is Facebook."
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #43

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #42

 
 "Larry accidentally drank some decaf! Does anyone know how to use a defibrillator?"
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #42

Friday, March 21, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #40

 
> "In lieu of a bonus, I will LIKE and SHARE everything you put on Facebook for the next 30 days."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #40

Thursday, March 20, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #39

 
> "Our sales this quarter don"t add up to a hill of beans, which is just as well since beans cause gas and that would open us up to a whole new series of environmental regulations."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you ...
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #39

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #38

 
> "If at first you don"t succeed - cry. It will make everyone feel awkward and they will be really nice to you for the rest of the day."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #38

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #37

 
> "You"re telling me I"m not allowed to vote just because I"m a dog? I demand equal rights!"
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #37

Monday, March 17, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #36

 
> "Nobody can accuse us of lying. The chart is lying."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #36

Friday, March 14, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #35

 
> "Dear Andy - How are you? Your mother and I are fine. We both miss you and hope you are doing well. We look forward to seeing you again the next time your computer crashes and you come downstairs for something to eat. Love, Mom and Dad."
This of course is just one version of what ...
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #35

Thursday, March 13, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #34

 "I want you to meet the client, show him our catalogue, make your sales presentation, let him test the demon, then close the sale, arrange for shipping, and process the invoice."
 "I already did all that with my phone while you were talking."
 

This of course is just one ver...
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #34

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #33

 
> "There is no I in TEAM, so the first thing we need to do is teach our spell-checker to learn a new word: TEIM."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #33

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #32

 
> "If we don"t have an acronym for paperclips how will we know what to call them?"
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #32

70:20:10 – has the model had its day?

The 70:20:10 model was developed by Michael Lombardo and Robert Eichinger whilst at the Center for Creative Leadership in 2000.
Jay Cross says that “The 70-20-10 model is more prescriptive. It builds upon how people internalize and apply what they learn based on how they acquire the k...
70:20:10 – has the model had its day?

Monday, March 10, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #31

 
> "My employer doesn"t allow visible body art, so I"d like to have my internal organs pierced and tattooed."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #31

Friday, March 07, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #30

 
> "If you find it difficult to picture yourself as a success, just imagine everyone else as a failure."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #30

Thursday, March 06, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #29

 
> "It"s important to live a balanced life: 8 hours for sleeping, 8 hours for working and 8 hours for working harder!"
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #29

Wednesday, March 05, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #28

 
> "Explain to me again why we need gluten-free ink in our printers."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #28

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #27

> "Are you under a lot of stress lately, or have you always had six separate heartbeats?"
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #27

Monday, March 03, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #26

 
> "What do we make where I work? We make excuses."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #26

Friday, February 28, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #25

 
> "Morale is worse than we thought.  A computer just signed up for our stress management workshop!"
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #25

Thursday, February 27, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #24

 
> If you keep your head in the clouds, your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars while you roll with the flow, eventually you"ll need to see a chiropractor."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they ...
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #24

The value of #collaboration in networks - #sobiz #socialbiz

The options we had to collaborate in the past are just not available anymore, but as human beings we need the social interactions. As social beings, if the relationships are not easily accessible, we will recreate them.
In years gone by, teams were large and diverse. It was not unusual in the...
The value of #collaboration in networks - #sobiz #socialbiz

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #23

 "The government says we need to replace our corporate ladder with a ramp."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #23

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #22

 "No, Bob is not hearing impaired. Bob is listening impaired."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #22

Monday, February 24, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #21

 "I"m not disabled or differently-abled or specially-abled or exceptionally-abled. I"m an accountant in a wheelchair."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #21

Friday, February 21, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #20

 

 "ROTFLMAO - rolling on the floor liquidating my assets off."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #20

Thursday, February 20, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #19

 

 
"We are looking for someone who can fly with the eagles, swim with the sharks and run with the wolves"
"I can"t fly, swim or run, but an eagle can"t close a deal, a shark can"t charm a client and a wolf can"t inspire a sales team"
 
 
This of course is just one...
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #19

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #18

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 "I wear two hearing aids. One helps me hear what you say and the other helps me hear what you mean."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #18

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #17

 "Someone stole my identity, but I"m not worried. He"s probably better at being me than I was."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #17

Monday, February 17, 2014

RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #16

 "The computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with the new software."
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Business Cartoon #16

Friday, February 14, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #15

 

 Sometimes a computer just wants to feel appreciated. Pick up some roses and a card during your lunch break.
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #15

Thursday, February 13, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #14

 I"ve always been impatient. Sometimes I get nostalgic about things that haven"t happened yet.
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #14

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #13

 It"s a steamy novel about an accountant - Fifty Shades of Red.
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #13

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #12

 Due to the recent budget cuts, there is no room in our budget to implement the recent budget cuts.
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #12

Monday, February 10, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #11

 Don"t be concerned about the size of your cubicle. Someone will be along soon to make you feel small.
 
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #11

Friday, February 07, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #10

I have a note from my doctor. I"m allergic to criticism!
 
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #10

Thursday, February 06, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #9

We"re implementing new security standards in the office, so don"t forget to use the ecret-say ode-cay!
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #9

Wednesday, February 05, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #8

The Government passed a new flat tax today on crackers, computer screens, floor tiles, plywood, pancakes, cheese, roof shingles, cardboard, DVDs, windows, old tyres, stale beer and everything else that is flat.
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love...
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #8

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #7

 I"ll be at the dentist this afternoon. I"m having a problem with my biting scarcasm
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #7

Friday, January 31, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #5

 
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #5

Thursday, January 30, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #4

 
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #4

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

RapidBI Daily Cartoon #3

 
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily Cartoon #3

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

RapidBI daily cartoon #2

I was in a good mood once, but I couldn"t find any practical use for it
 
 
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI daily cartoon #2

Monday, January 27, 2014

RapidBI Daily cartoon #1

"I Don"t mind that our boss is so young, but I do object to mandatory testing"
 
 
This of course is just one version of what could have been going on. I would love to here what you think they were saying, add your one liner below!
RapidBI Daily cartoon #1